GoofusRoofus

shouting your head off about:

July 22, 2014 at 6:55pm
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6:50pm
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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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July 20, 2014 at 6:52pm
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July 16, 2014 at 8:06pm
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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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July 11, 2014 at 3:47pm
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July 10, 2014 at 7:16am
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July 9, 2014 at 5:43pm
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5:42pm
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5:41pm
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theclearlydope:

He should take his business to Lowes. 
unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

theclearlydope:

He should take his business to Lowes. 

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda)

5:41pm
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Reblogged from koryos

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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July 8, 2014 at 5:48pm
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babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

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July 7, 2014 at 5:02pm
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girl: we even finish each others s-
guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA

5:01pm
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July 2, 2014 at 8:09pm
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June 30, 2014 at 4:33pm
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Reblogged from shinjiikari

the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

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